Centrum

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  1. Что, действительно появилась такая водка? Или это для узкого круга избранных?
  2. У каждого уважающего себя холостяка есть два вида футболок: 1. Хорошие. 2. Те, которые можно надеть только под свитер.
  3. Еврей спрашивает раввина: - Скажите, ребе, вот если вы найдёте на улице чемодан, и в нём миллион долларов, вы вернёте его владельцу? - Ну, если точно узнаю, что этот чемодан потерял БЕДНЫЙ человек, то обязательно верну.
  4. Жаль, что в рай надо ехать на катафалке...
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oek4QC6jHgE
  6. Люди редко хотят жениться. Люди куда чаще хотят замуж.
  7. Редкие сволочи встречаются все чаще...
  8. А вот вид сзади
  9. Все, что есть хорошего в жизни, либо незаконно, либо аморально, либо ведет к ожирению
  10. Прежде чем писАть, вы внимательнее прочтите пост Тауруса № 152. Речь идет не о Согдиане.
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ASL_b9mB8
  12. 15 видов шашлыка от Сталика http://stalic.livejournal.com/333061.html
  13. Вот если бы еще и голосом ее Бог одарил. Увы...
  14. Йогурт, лимон и яблоко
  15. Последние новости с видео: http://auto.mail.ru/article/52203-lada_vesta_izvestny_tehnicheskie_osobennosti_modeli/
  16. Получил письмо из "ФБР" Federal Bureau of Investigation Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC Chris Swecker, Attention Beneficiary, Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo /Mr. Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owned to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared. Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from Delivery Company website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully. 1)Name Howard Keighler Tracking Number899328773367 Website FeDex.com (2) Name: Jody Miller Tracking Number: 899571438936 Website: FedEx.com To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $255 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $255.00 only. Mr. Jamie Mccall .(ATM Card Center Director) WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535 ATM Card Center Director Email: Jamie.mccall1@aol.com Do contact of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below: FULL NAMES: __________________________________ DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________ DATE OF BIRTH: __________________ OCCUPATION: __________________ TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________ EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________ On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $255.00 via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee. Mr.James.B. Comey, DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535 Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in posses of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.